When one dad happened to walk by his son’s room one afternoon,Â suddenly a dozen red flags began to appear. Instead of the room being a total wreck as usual, the bed was made, and everything was mysteriously clean. Then, he noticed a note on his son’s pillow that simply said “Dad” on it.
Nervous and expecting the worst, the father rushed to rip open the letter.
â€œDear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. Iâ€™ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact sheâ€™s much older than I am.
But itâ€™s not only the passion Dad; sheâ€™s pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesnâ€™t really hurt anyone. Weâ€™ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune â€” for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, weâ€™ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it.
Donâ€™t worry, Dad. Iâ€™m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, Iâ€™m sure weâ€™ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Dad, none of the above is true. Iâ€™m over at Jasonâ€™s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report thatâ€™s on the kitchen table. Call when itâ€™s safe for me to come home!â€
That’s one genius way to break the bad news over your bad grades! This kid gets an “A” for creativity in my book! Wonder if the dad was as amused over the note?
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