A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan, and one of his courses was being taught by a professor who was an atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day, the professor shocked everyone by walking into class,Â as he looked towards the ceiling and stated:
“God, if you are real, I want you to come down and knock me off this platform….I will give you 15 minutes.”
Several minutes ticked by in silence.
When the 15 minutes almost elapsed, the Marine got up from his seat, and calmly approached the professor, punching him the face, knocking off the platform and out cold.
Unfazed, the Marine then slowly returned back to his seat.
After several minutes, the professor came to, visibly shaken.
“WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?” the professor exclaimed in astonishment.Â
The Marine answered,
“God was busy protecting America’s military who are out protecting your right to say stupid stupid shit like that, so he sent me to fill in.”
*This story is meant to be a joke, but awesome just the same…..